Please be aware that there is a Secret Space Program that your taxes are funding. Here on Earth we get zero benefit from all the technologies that have evolved. It's time to put a stop to this. I'm happy to be a spokesperson, and I WILL NOT back down. These turkeys need to be dumped on their backsides and Earth will then become the recipient of the health benefits, planetary survival (environmental problems cleared up), and we too will have replicators and anti-gravity craft and space tourism!
If you spot strange craft in the sky, know that it is very likely Secret Space Program ships and they may signal you. Don't fall for it. It is the last line of defence for them to scare people. Gather together and don't let those turkeys bring you down. The SSP has been going for decades! Enough is enough! Its Earth's turn.
On another note, there will likely be a Solar Flash that will melt everything on Earth. So store food. You'll need it.